Date: Fri, 14 Jun 2002 10:25:27 -0500 (CDT) From: Whirl Sean's birthday at the Red Lion was a success. And, here are the polls: Dirty Bombs: Yay - 6 Nay - 5 Restate the Question: 4 Surprised Brian Left Early? Yay: 2 Nay: 4 Shocked: 2 Brian Who?: 6 May People Add Answers to a Poll?: Yes: 3 No: 1 Snuffleuppagus: 1 What poll?: 4 Soaked: 1 Freakin' Poles: 1 Best Soccer Team Name: Arsenal: 2 Fighting Banana Slugs Intramural: 1 Plaster Nipples (yay!): 5 Soccer? Who gives a shit?: 5 Perinium United: 1 Is Sean a Fucker?: Yay: 4 Nay: 7 I suppose so: 2 Is Steph sorry that she thought introducing Eamon to Sabrina about 52,000 times last night was absolutely hysterical? Yay. :) ....Steph ************************************************************************** Date: Fri, 14 Jun 2002 10:34:36 -0500 From: Sabrina D. > Best Soccer Team Name: >       Arsenal: 2 >       Fighting Banana Slugs Intramural: 1 >       Plaster Nipples (yay!): 5 >       Soccer?  Who gives a shit?: 5 >       Perinium United: 1 Wot! I declare this result invalid. I'm pretty sure I recall an "I'm American, I don't get soccer" option, 'cos I voted for it! This throws my entire world into turmoil! What can I trust if not the validity of Afterpoll results scrawled on soggy paper in the dark? ***************************************************************************** From: eamon@fa... Date: Fri, 14 Jun 2002 11:00:35 -0500 Yeah, I have some serious problems with the transcription. I distinctly remember Sean being a fucker by a wide /wide/ margin. ***************************************************************************** Date: Fri, 14 Jun 2002 11:08:26 -0500 From: Karma A. You forgot the quotes on "Dirty". Dirty Bombs: Yay - 6 Nay - 5 Restate the Question: 4 ****************************************************************************** Date: Fri, 14 Jun 2002 12:26:42 -0500 (CDT) From: Whirl Ok, ok. Here's the whole dirty mess. I was just trying to save you people from yourselves. ------------ Page one: The word "POLL" is written at the top and underlined. Three words are crossed out. Page two: The word "POLL" is written at the top and underlined. Four words are crossed out. "Dirty" Bombs Yay: 6 Nay: 5 (10 haphazard slash marks follow the nay vote, all seemingly written by the same hand) Restate the question: 4 Page three: The word "Poll" is written at the top and underlined. Whose suprise (sic) Page four: The word "Poll" is written at the top and underlined. Surpised (sic) Brian left early? Yes!: 2 No! (I'm suprised (sic) it's not court ordered!): 1 No!: 4 Brian who?: 7 (note: 6 slash marks crossed by the seventh diagonal. Someone needs a class in proper use of slashes) Shocked?: 2 Page five: The word "Poll" is written at the top and underlined. There is a large beer stain on the page. May people add answers to a poll? Depends I... : 0 Soaked: 1 What Poll?: 7 (again, 6 slash marks are crossed by the seventh) Yes?: 3 No?: 1 Snuffaluffagus? (sic) Yes!: 0 Freakin' Poles: 2 Add?: 1 Can people add questions? Yes: 1 Page six: The word "Poll" is written at the top. Best Soccer Team Name? Arsenal: 2 Fighting Banana Slugs Intramural: 1 Plaster Nipples: 5 (correctly notated) Soccer? Who gives a shit?: 5 (all written by the same hand) I'm American, I don't know what soccer is: 5 Perinium United: 1 No: 0 Page 7: The word "POLL" is written across the top and underlined twice Is Sean a "Fucker"? Could I have more data? Yes: 1 No: 0 Yay: 2 Nay: 4 I suppose so: 2 Gay fucker? (written obviously by Craig, who has a crush on Sean, and who put all 5 slash marks behind this answer): 5 Let him show us! (also written by Craig, who gets very randy when he drinks): 2 Page 8: The word "POLL" is written across the top. This page is soaked with beer and stuck to page 7 by a gummy substance. Why is Sean checking his voicemail? Calling a whore? 1 Hoping for stock tips?: 0 Is waiting to hear from a man about a horse?" 4 Sabrina is lost and forlorn in Linkin' Park: 0 Page 9: The word "POLL" is written across the top. This page is soaked with beer and stuck to page 8 by a gummy substance. Wax (Dripping) or a Cheeseburger? Yes: 3 No: 0 What kind of wax: 1 Where am I??: 2 More info please!: 1 Wax, if nipples are inydyed (sic): 1 Page 10: The word "POLL:" is written across the top. This page is soaked with beer and stuck to page 9 by a gummy substance. Who has a better chance of getting a drink at Big Chicks (i.e. gay bar?) Sean: 6 Mick: 2 I'm stumped: 1 Page 11: Happy Birthday to Sean Yes: 6 No: 0 Page 12: The letter 'M' is written at the top. At the bottom, the number '3' (my guess? Grover stopped by. I heard he's a drinker.) Page 13: Ions? (sic) Yes: 2 No: 0 Page 14: Duck. D "D" D